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  • brit89
    07-07 02:02 PM
    How many years of years of W-2 form copies do we need to attach, when we file I-485 applications?




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  • brintonwhite
    06-07 06:14 PM
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  • ab2k7
    07-04 03:08 PM
    Gurus, need a lil help clarifying issue in GC process.

    I've a question regarding location of work place for a H1B employee filing GC process.

    I've learnt that either after filing I-140 or I-485 stage, one should maintain as an employee at the same job position(job description as mentioned in LC) and also the geographical location. I've learnt instances where if an employee is half way through (lets say approved labor or I-140) his GC process has to start all over if he had to move to another branch of the same company in another city/state.

    Is this true? I might be wrong about the infomation above but I'm concerned as being consultant, I might have to move to a different city or state if I find a better project and am contemplating whether this would be an issue in future for my green card.

    If I'm right, employer has to file LCA for prevailing wage for current city I'm residing now. What will be the process incase I've to move to another city/state.

    I'd really appreciate if someone who has better official info or gone through this can clarify my queries so ppl like me can be better informed.

    Thanks in advance.




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  • immieb2
    04-03 03:06 PM
    I am not sure how long it is going to take for the appeal but b1 may not be the right choice "not supposed to work on B1".



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  • tonyHK12
    12-01 10:01 AM
    Definitely a good idea.........the first thing that needs to happen is for us immigrants to contact our own employers (and if it is a big company - they will have some section that deals with govt affairs/lobbying) ask them to support our cause through action.......
    I work for a small company, but my employer is a very decent man and may provide some funds..........(Christmas season and all!).

    If he chooses to donate would it be the "contribute" link?

    Great! thanks for your efforts. Yes it would be good if he creates an account and logs in before donating, that way it would be credited as his contribution.
    The link is in my signature but you can also follow the link 'Donate' at the top in green or 'Contributions' on the home page.
    Of course other large companies like the ones in Silicon Valley, MS, etc could also directly reach out to our admin/core besides this and also help in lobbying.




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  • nixstor
    07-01 01:26 PM
    I am not sure if I am reading this right or not, go this page

    http://www.imminfo.com/resources/cis-sop-aos/3-7.html

    and read the first para. It says G-325A has to be processed only if the applicant has entered the US in non immigrant status less than one year prior to current calendar date of review.

    So any one who has entered US before (07/02/06) will have their G-325A trashed? I was under the impression that USCIS does use the biographic information to check with local law enforcement for the the past 5 years as stated in the G-325A. Any ideas?


    Guys,

    Can some read the SOP in the above quote and figure out what they are trying to say?



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  • vicks_don
    12-14 12:38 PM
    You can stay here as your H1 is pending but you should not work. Then you are still Legal. This happened to many students in 04' when H1 ran out unexpectedly quick. As long as you do not work and H1 is pending i think you are legal. That is what finalized in 04'. Correct me if I am wrong.




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  • raysaikat
    04-22 01:36 AM
    Hello
    My story is:
    I've been on J2 for a while, it expires in May 2011. I have a EAD and currentlt I'm working for a company as a professional.I have a 5 years of Bs degree.
    Questions are:
    1. Can my employer apply for a Perm Cert for me if they want.
    Yes.

    2. After getting the perm cert. can my employer file I 140 under EB3 for me?
    Yes.

    3. Will I be eligible for premium processing for I 140 application, in 15 days?
    I-140 premium processing was suspended and then resumed again only for some H1-B status holders last year. I do not know if USCIS removed the restrictions. If not, then you would not be eligible since you are not on H1-B.

    4. Lets say all the above steps are accomplished and I got approved for I 140, all happened prior to May 2011 (this is the actual date my J visa and EAD expires).
    a. Then I'll still be working with my current EAD, right?
    Depends. J-visa status requires non-immigration intent. I do not know if submission (and approval) of I-140 constitutes expressing immigration intent. If yes, then your status would cease and your J-2 EAD will not remain valid. Ask an immigration lawyer.

    b. Then what happens after May 2011?
    Unless you have some other VISA that would allow you to stay in the US, you need to leave US.

    c. DO I need to wait to file I 485 or can I file it right after my I 140 approved?

    You cannot file I-485 until your priority date -- the date when your employer submitted labor certification petition --- becomes "current" (i.e., the month when Department of State's published cut-off date for EB3 goes after your priority date). Currently EB3 cut-off date is 22APR03. So plan on waiting for about 10 years or more.

    d. how can I legally work in the USA after my EAD from J visa expires, but if I have approved I 140.
    thank you very much

    No. You cannot even stay in US unless you have some other VISA that would allow you to stay in US.



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  • Hermione
    09-27 10:55 AM
    [QUOTE=h1techSlave;174221]"Aligning with illegals will be benefitial to us." That was the philosophy that we have been following all along. The result - you talk to an average American and he thinks we are illegals. You talk to lawmakers (IV's lawmaker meeting attendees can confirm this) and the lawmakers think we are illegals. That is why we may have start thinking of another strategy.
    [QUOTE]

    So what??? You tell them you are not, and you go on talking about what you would like to have done. Then you talk to the undocumented lobby and get their support for your bills, then they contact their sponsor Senators. I see absolutely nothing detrimental to the cause of IV that some people think you are illegal - on the contrary I see a lot of positive in it, since all of a sudden you have a story to tell.




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  • akred
    03-27 11:07 AM
    I have come to the realization that there is not much difference between illegals and legals. Both are victims of a system that does not have the capacity to assimilate them.

    No one - press, congress, ordinary citizen or restrictionist - differentiates between legal and illegal immigrants. This is not surprising because the SOP is to somehow move illegal immigrants into the legal immigration system so that they are eventually treated as legal immigrants. In some cases like with CIR or Washington state's in-state tuition for illegals (but not for H or L), the system actively encourages people to qualify for benefits through the illegal stream.

    Of course everyone must decide what they want to do. The I-94 states that penalty for unauthorized work is deportation. You have to decide if that matters to you based on a) whether you want to stay in the US and b) whether you believe you will be allowed to stay even if you follow all the rules



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  • satyasaich
    10-03 12:36 PM
    Even PA DMV also adopted more troublesome procedure of giving DL to the LEGAL IMMIGRANTS.
    Even after having VALID EAD DOCUMENT, verifying ORIGINAL USCIS documents and ORIGINAL SOCIAL SECURITY CARD why DMV want to check status with USCIS again?


    What do they get out of that process?? Seems like another way of harassing LEGAL IMMIGRANTS.

    Why redundant procedures???... Why to waste tax payers money with these kinds of redundant policies??
    Why individual states like PA, GA and SC adopting these policies??

    Please share your experiences from other states if any similar sort.

    Same is the case with Missouri. Earlier in one of the DMVs ( in the same city of St.louis) one official just bluntly denied to consider a valid EAD card, where as 5 miles on the otherside of city, same day, same deparment issued a paper License and sent all the copies of 'Oroginal' documents such as EAD card, SS Card to USCIS for "verification"
    my personal opinion is not that they are trying to harass, but rather lack of proper directions




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  • snram4
    01-19 09:42 PM
    People voted Obama just for economy and jobs. I remember when Paulin was announced GOP was leading for 2 weeks. When Stock market started tanking with demise of Lehmen GOP started losing. Imstead of not concentrating on economy he started working on healthcare. So democrats lost. In this situation he will realise now and he will take economy as first priority and immigration will be last 10th priority. Immigration group may have defend many anti immigrant bills and memos in this year. But nothing will be passed either for or against immigrants. Status quo will continue for 2010. This nov Election results will decide CIR 20111

    Every other year, there is election and only this damn. election drives what is done and what is not done in congress year after year. The good old time, bills are passed that are important and good for the general people and this some times was not popular, but now only the issues popular are are being taken and rather than voting on what is good, the law makers tend to go with what people like, and people's likes and dislikes keep changing and the same change work against them sometimes. Also people on one area does not like what is liked in other area and when we have a product that contains both, well the same people now unite and start to not like the final product and this goes on ..... It is same CHANGE that President Obama mentions too often, but the same change is Now liked by Republicans, and Dems did not like the change this time around. Also with the communication revolutions, the election campaign seems to have become much much long.... And Oh !! Well... now our President apart from Health Care Reform, Immigration Reform and climate change issue, also need to work on his re-election from now on, if he doesn't want the change he loves some much, in White House in 2012 election... HOPE - at least people in this group, see CHANGE for better, CHANGE from AOS to LPR .... Now, let us see what will this loss of filibuster majority by Dems do in the interim.... Only time can tell. Change we can believe in !!!



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  • mita
    12-05 11:36 AM
    I was waiting for someone to spit venom at timesofindia but did not happen till today.
    By the way, do you believe in the news from other billion news website? I think most of us visit other websites to verify if the info is correct so that there is no propoganda involved. If you think timesofindia is one of them than don't visit that website but you cannot request others to do the same.
    Please do not post news from timesofindia.com over here! This is not a mirror image site of TOI. Besides, timesofindia.com is good for nothing anyway.

    They put H1-B/Green Card rumors left and right on the front page. It is propaganda to get more hits and that is where it ends. Thank you.




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  • gveerab
    02-23 01:18 AM
    Hey Guys,
    I am not sure about the status in 2009, but till the end of year 2008 I didn't face any problems. I used to travel at least once in a quarter to over seas during 2006,2007,2008 and almost all the times my POE is SFO. I never faced any problem, in fact entry in through SFO is like a automated process at vending machine or grocery store . Submit the form, copy of H1B and then give finger prints and smile for photo(if you have energy after long hours flight). Only question they used to ask is "are you bring any food items?"

    One thing I observed is, if you confuse IOs by trying to give more information or giving more documents etc, you will be creating problems . Always I used to answer YES for the question "are you bringing any food?". Some IOs questioned about that and didn't bother to ask H1B related questions. This trick has been worked so far for me. I have all the documents and didn't have any problem with status, job etc. But still why you want to discuss more about those and create problems for yourself.

    I heard one guy gave his AP document with H1B visa and requested the IO to consider only H1B. In this case IO didn't accept the H1B, as IO thought this guy has more advanced visa(in this case AP). These are the things we should be very careful, if you want to use your H1B, don't even talk about or show AP or any other documents.

    Thanks,
    Veera



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  • conchshell
    07-29 05:39 PM
    By now its almost evident that the CR's for retrogression, per country limit. and STEM related degrees are actually are not going anywhere. Understandably it was CHC (Congressional Hispanic Caucus) and republican leadership that blocked the road to legal immigration relief.

    Its almost beyond my analytical power to find out why CHC blocked our way? CHC treated us as hostages to get their demands. They were successful with their threat that either it will be amnesty to illegals or absolutely nothing.

    So this though struck my mind: what is our stand as far as illegal immigration is concerned. Even though we may not support/recommend further illegal immigration, what is our stand on granting amnesty to illegals already living in this country.

    So do we:
    1. Completely oppose amnesty to illegals immigrants currently living in USA
    2. Support amnesty to illegals immigrants currently living in USA
    3. Support amnesty to illegals immigrants currently living in USA, as long as they do not stand ahead of legal immigrants in the queue.
    4. Support amnesty to illegals immigrants currently living in USA, if CHC and other similar organizations support us for our much sought immigration reforms.
    5. Only support Guest Worker Program type of thing, which allows people to enter on work visas and further backlog the employment based GC queues.

    Is it going to help us if we shake hands with CHC and other similar organizations, if they support us? I mean if we can't defeat them why don't we join forces with them to get what we want. Please remember that legal immigration reform bills always try to piggy back on CIR (Comprehensive Immigration Reforms) type of bills where illegal immigration/amnesty is focal point of discussion, rather than other way around.




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  • Green.Tech
    08-05 06:09 PM
    I am not sure this will count as an illegal behavior. Of course, I am not a lawyer. But companies typically ask for relocation reimburesement and lawyer expenses, etc. to be paid back pro-rated, in case the employee leaves within a year or so.

    Again, this is not really asking for money for labor, but just making sure that the company gets their expenses back in case employee leaves within an year.

    Btw, I do not have any such agreement with my company. But I think this is standard. Unfair, maybe. Illegal? I dont know....

    Good point!

    For one, my employer contract (which I haven't signed yet) says that I will need to reimburse for ALL GC related fee that they have incurred on my behalf if I leave ANYTIME during my GC application is pending. I know such contracts are common (or are they?) but I am not sure if they can ask me to reimburse them for labor cert fee (which as per DOL is employers responsibility) or even for that matter any other application fee (which I understand are employers responsibility as well?). So, basically they can contract me for all the legal fee (attorney fee) but not ALL fee.

    More thoughts?



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  • eastindia
    09-23 10:59 AM
    This is a good bill for people who are already on H1 and EAD ...what's wrong that in bringing the jobs back home ?

    You are an anti-immigrant.




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  • immihelp1
    07-17 06:22 PM
    India76,

    U have till Aug 17th to file AOS. U can go to india and come back before AUG 17 to file




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  • coolmanasip
    02-01 09:49 AM
    Congrates! Please stay in touch as others can benefit from your advice considering your extensive experience with the process.

    Thanks.




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    CHHAYA
    02-25 11:00 AM
    we actually have our i-140 pending (its been 2 months since filling) and also when we filed the tax return they gave a number similar to ssn. with this as my legal status can i ask for a social security number..?

    To get SS you need valid EAD.



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